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Editor-in-Chief:
Kenneth Brosky

Managing Editor:
Stephanie Nolasco

Associate Editor:
Janell Kennedy

Every week, we pick a Conservative Douchebag of the Week (C.D.W.), an honor given to one special person who makes the most ridiculous, racist, hate-mongering statement and thus makes us liberals contrastingly great. Expect Anne Coulter to appear frequently.

11/28/06

Name: President George W. Bush

Occupation: President, liar, murderer, corrupt, douchebag

Charges: Taking our country to war with another country based entirely on lies, decimating our military and creating thousands of more terrorists in the process, thus making our country quite safe.

I think, with the state of Iraq now officially being labeled a "Civil War," and with the Bush administration vehemently denying any such occurance (opting instead for a much more likeable phrase: "Sectarian strife"), it's a good time to sit back and reflect on just how much Bush respects our troops. He supports them, right? That's why we're not "Cutting and Running," right?

Then why is he making jokes like this?

Previous Douchebags:

Bill O'Reilly

Charlie Sykes

Condoleezza Rice

President Bush

Cyrus Nowrasteh