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Editor-in-Chief:
Kenneth Brosky

Managing Editor:
Stephanie Nolasco

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Janell Kennedy



Every week, we pick a Conservative Douchebag of the Week (C.D.W.), an honor given to one special person who makes the most ridiculous, racist, hate-mongering statement and thus makes us liberals contrastingly great. Expect Anne Coulter to appear frequently.

06/26/07

Name: Dick Cheney

Occupation: Vice President, Residing President, Murderer, also a douchebag

Charges: Lying us into war, profiteering off of soldiers' deaths, lying in general, and more!

Dick Cheney thinks he's above the law. He has literally reached the point where he no longer feels that his office needs any sort of oversight in any way, nor does it need any checks or balances, nor does it need to follow the law. Here are some of the many, many things that he's been doing as of late:

1. His office has fought security investigations regarding security leaks, issues, etc.

2. He has exempted his office from Executive orders protecting classified information.

What does this mean? This means he can literally get away with anything he wants, because no one can investigate anything he's doing. The problem, of course, is that Deadeye Dick is wrong--he's under the same Constitution as the rest of us.

 

Previous Douchebags:

Newt Gingrich (Again)

President Bush (Part II)

Bill O'Reilly

Charlie Sykes

Condoleezza Rice

President Bush

Cyrus Nowrasteh