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Editor-in-Chief:
Kenneth Brosky

Managing Editor:
Stephanie Nolasco

Associate Editor:
Janell Kennedy

Every week, we pick a Conservative Douchebag of the Week (C.D.W.), an honor given to one special person who makes the most ridiculous, racist, hate-mongering statement and thus makes us liberals contrastingly great. Expect Anne Coulter to appear frequently.

05/06/07

Name: Newt Gingrich

Occupation: Former Congressman, probably just a lobbyist now, also a douchebag

Charges: Returning to the political world just as he left it: as a douchebag

In light of our last treatment of Newt Gingrich, here's a follow-up of everyone's favorite Republican hack explaining how the Republican Party can retain control of the White House: essentially, it amounts to not mentioning anything Bush has done during the past seven years.

Watch the video here.

Previous Douchebags:

President Bush (Part II)

Bill O'Reilly

Charlie Sykes

Condoleezza Rice

President Bush

Cyrus Nowrasteh